Executive Decisions™
The world's first AI-powered Board of Directors for your personal life.
For just $99/month, a completely overconfident AI board of 12 fictional executives will make every decision for you. Synergy guaranteed.
Revolutionary Capabilities
AI Board Meetings
Full corporate board meeting transcripts for every life decision. Strategic alignment included.
Emergency Executive Session
High-priority business events with 200-slide presentations and SWOT analysis.
Shareholder Voting
Issue shares of your personal life. AI shareholders vote on all actions.
Strategic Pivot Generator
Randomly pivot anything into an AI startup. Paradigm shift guaranteed.
Corporate Crisis Engine
Fake breaking-news disasters requiring emergency board meetings.
Personal KPI Dashboard
Enterprise-grade analytics for completely useless metrics.
“Executive Decisions™ transformed my life. I no longer worry about what to eat for breakfast — the board decides for me.”
— A. Shareholder, Former Decider